What is Valium Picnic?
In finance, “Valium Picnic” is a term that describes the rare moment when turbulence settles and clarity returns — the calm after the storm.
We bring that same quiet confidence to your financial world: simplifying the complex and guiding you through global banking, payments, and compliance with precision, discretion, and clarity.
ABOUT US
We are a boutique financial advisory firm with deep experience in banking, payments, licensing, investment products, digital assets, and capital structuring. Our team consists of professionals with decades of experience in international finance. Our global partner network includes banks, regulators, lawyers, payment platforms, and investors. This network allows us to solve challenges that many firms cannot approach.
We work on everything from unlocking frozen assets to licensing crypto exchanges. We structure payment corridors and design strategic pathways for effective tax solutions. In every case, we bring clarity and order to complex environments.
When the path is unclear, we make it visible.

OUR SERVICES
BANKING & PAYMENTS
-
Global banking and payment account setups
-
Acquiring banks and alternative payment methods (APMs)
-
Open banking connectivity and API-based payment flows
-
Crypto and fiat on/off-ramp integrations
LICENSING & REGULATIO
-
Advisory on VASP, EMI/PSP, iGaming and fund structures
-
Strategic compliance roadmaps and regulatory positioning
-
Tax optimisation strategies and residency / citizenship planning
ASSET & CAPITAL STRATEGY
-
Asset extraction from problematic banks and brokers
-
Custody and liquidation of IPO and pre-IPO shares
-
Structuring boutique investment and co-investment solutions
